Episodes
Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
#33- Doula (birthworker)
Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
Wednesday Jan 17, 2018
We really had a blast talking and laughing and cringing with a Doula (birthworker)! Don’t miss this one. For over a decade she’s had a front row seat for the most gutteral, stinky, slimy, painful, perilous, joyous, beautiful, and emotionally profound of all human experiences: child birth.
Comedy MILF Colleen Justice joins world’s greatest DILF (Gabe) for a discussion that was as gross and perverted as it was interesting and informative.
SPECIAL THANKS TO OUR DOULA AND CHECK OUT EPISODE 3 WITH COLLEEN (one of Gabe’s very favorite episodes) !!!!
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———> Go see Colleen perform this Friday Jan 19th at HOOK AND LADDER THEATER for the taping of CHRIS MADDOCK’S ALBUM for STAND UP RECORDS!
For more info: chrismaddock.com
*and check out episode 3 (mother to special needs child).
Friday Jan 12, 2018
#32- TELEVISION DEBUT- Tim Harmston (Letterman)
Friday Jan 12, 2018
Friday Jan 12, 2018
New series in which Gabe interviews comedians about their network television debut. A backstage look at the circumstances, preparation, and psychosis that come with it. Also, We ask about meeting the host and if they got any sex and/or money because of it. Each episode ends with Gabe, Tevin, and guest listening to the set (which seems to be excruciating for everyone).
In the first episode, Comedian Tim Harmston tells us about his Network television debut on The Late Show with David Letterman.
*note: NO COMEDIAN SHOULD BE JUDGED BY THEIR TELEVISED PERFORMANCES. Go see them live at any opportunity.
For more on Tim, go to:
Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
#31-Surenos: CONCLUSION (3 of 3)
Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
Wednesday Jan 03, 2018
This podcast has some of the most gripping depictions of gang and prison violence we’ve ever heard. The life and times of Bandit:
part 3 contains kidnapping, smuggling, drugs, mind games, reflection, and an ending we didn’t see coming. The guys reconvene a couple nights later to ask more prison questions, and revisit some things from the previous episodes. We get more great stories, and begin to wind the episode down by asking him to reflect on his past. Like any good story, as the end nears and conclusions are drawn, everything changes. Bandit reflects on one of his most heinous deeds and his feelings about regret, which left us questioning our own intuition.
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This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)
Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
#30-Surenos: MAXPRISON YRS: (2 of 3)
Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
Wednesday Dec 27, 2017
Part 2 focuses on Bandits time in prison and contains the most intense podcasting we’ve ever done. Bizarre prison rape courtesy of Strawberry, ski mask masturbation, shower fights, stabbings, little Debbie mind games, having sex with guards, being checked, hunted, fucked with, all without ever getting “put in the box”.
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Website: ProfessionConfession.com
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Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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Thursday Dec 14, 2017
#29-Surenos: SoCal GANG YRS: (1 of 3)
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
Thursday Dec 14, 2017
This podcast has some of the most gripping depictions of gang and prison violence we’ve ever heard. The life and times of Bandit: At 8 years old he attempted to kill his step dad (with more success later), entered gang life at 10 years old. By 15, he was a Sureno known for screwdriver stabbings, regular stabbings, forehead slashing, beating someone into a coma, getting beat cross eyed and his numerous “takings” on his way to fulfilling a Surenos destiny of going to max security prison.
Part 2 focuses on his time in prison and contains the most intense hour of podcasting we’ve ever done. Bizarre prison rape courtesy of Strawberry, ski mask masturbation, shower fights, stabbings, little Debbie mind games, having sex with guards, being checked, hunted, fucked with, all without ever getting “put in the box”.
For pictures of Bandit, videos of gang signs, and more check us out at:
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Twitter: @gabenoahpodcast
Website: ProfessionConfession.com
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This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)
Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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Friday Dec 01, 2017
#28- Gambling Addict
Friday Dec 01, 2017
Friday Dec 01, 2017
We had an absolutely great conversation with former Blackjack Dealer/Gambling Addict (and current comedian) Mark Poolos. Gabe and Mark are joined by comedian and degenerate gambler Steve Gillespie (conan, under our covers) for what Tevin declared a “top 5 episode”. Mark starts by adding to the blackjack dealer conversation with some really interesting stuff about dealers being tagged as “dumpers” or winners, Pit boss sabotaging hot streaks, how to get free stuff, and George Carlin’s affect on casino winnings. The conversation then turns to the story of Mark’s gambling addiction and all the highs, lows, and fallout associated.
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Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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co-host: Steve Gillespie: Check out his podcast: Under Our Covers
https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/under-our-covers/id1252295782?mt=2
Stand up info/booking:
Guest- Mark Poolos. Check out his podcast
“One Step From the Spotlight” https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-step-from-the-spotlight/id1280089885?mt=2
Stand up info/booking:
https://www.markpoolos.com/
Show Rundown:
Nicknames
Blackjack Graveyard Shift Dealer
Gambling as a Teenager
Hardest Part of Blackjack
Messing up the Deal
Mystic Lake Casino
First Time Dealing?
Blackjack Costumes
Blackjack Locker Room
High Stakes Dealing
$57,000 Payout to Postman
Being a Dumper
Gave Away $30,000
Steve Doesn't Tip
Gabe Is George Clooney
Took $12,000 From Old Woman
Crying at the Table
Seizures
Masturbating While Playing
Sleeping in the Car
Suicide in the Hotel
Fights at the Table
Cheaters Never Win
Stealing $250,000
George Carlin
How to get Free Shit
Gambling Addiction
Wrestlemania
Three Straight Days at the Mirage
Slot Machines
Seeing Other People Win
Brother Commits Suicide
Rock Bottom
Regrets
Hiding the Addiction
Losing $4,000 in a Night
Help For Addicts
Wednesday Nov 22, 2017
#27- Blackjack Dealer
Wednesday Nov 22, 2017
Wednesday Nov 22, 2017
Going potty at the table, card counters, cheats, Big money, handjobs under the table, Sad losers, how how to tip, angry wives, addicts, and what dealers do when they hate you. Confessions of a BlackJack Dealer!! We had a really fun conversation with Charlie, a veteran blackjack dealer and pit boss. With over a decade in the business, she started in a small rural casino in Wisconsin before she made her move to a large metropolitan casino.
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This episode is co-hosted by Isaac Witty (Conan, Letterman)
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Wednesday Nov 15, 2017
#26- Stripper: BRYNN (2 of 2)
Wednesday Nov 15, 2017
Wednesday Nov 15, 2017
Part 2 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Her teenage dream led her to six figures, freaky stalkers, selling her thongs, socks, and being paid to fart on a man’s limp pecker ($300). Brynn was bubbly fun in the studio.
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EPISODE SUMMARY:
Once again, men are even more disgusting than we thought. Bubbly Brynn tells us her great origin story. How she got the job and how much money she makes. We talk about the psychology of it, and the pitfalls of not using a fake name (which includes a very scary stalker). Jealous customers, jealous strippers, and the complicated dynamic with women customers. She tells us about the off menu items: her game worn thong, socks, and farting on a man’s pecker for $300. She was a great guest.
This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)
Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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Tuesday Nov 07, 2017
#25- Stripper: BEE (1 of 2)
Tuesday Nov 07, 2017
Tuesday Nov 07, 2017
Part 1 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Working the customers, Money, Dry Riders, THE PERIOD SITUATION, snail trails, breast milk money, and STRIPPER PET PEEVES.
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EPISODE SUMMARY:
Men are even more disgusting than we thought, and we thought they were disgusting. Veteran dancer, and sexy dragon lady Bee breaks down everything from how strippers actually get paid, how much they have to pay in to the club, promotional methods, the lies they tell men to get money (multiple layers of them), what they laugh at customers about, stripper hierarchy, the period situation, pro athletes, and what goes on in VIP (and how far people have gone). This episode has a moment that somehow shocked us all....Her Pet Peeve is beyond the pale. I know that sounds like click bait, but this backs it up.....in fact, I suppose a trigger warning is in order.
This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)
Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN
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Wednesday Oct 18, 2017
#24- Gabe's Heroin Diaries Pt 4.
Wednesday Oct 18, 2017
Wednesday Oct 18, 2017
SPECIAL EPISODE PART 4 of 4
Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).
Part 4 Tevin’s favorite episode. We find our hero desperate, hopeless, and trying to stave off the party police. A call for mommy and daddy, the sportsman’s lodge, and the special kind of AGONY that is withdrawal. Fallout.
This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).
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