#10- Sugar Baby

July 12, 2017

Feeling judge-y? THE SUGAR BABIES ARE HERE! This one has it all: the most cringeworthy seduction attempt of all time, grandpa sex, money, gifts, and a moral grey area that has spanned human history!  There can be no sugar daddy without sugar babies!  

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Cohost:  Isaac Witty

Isaac has appeared on Late Night with David Letterman, Comedy Central, Late Nite with Conan, O'Brien, Rooftop Comedy Records.

Website:  http://www.isaacwitty.com/

Host:  Gabe Noah:The Turkeys, Stand Up Records

 

Producer:  Tevin Pittman

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#9- Counter Terrorism Agent

June 28, 2017

Mall stabbings, beheading videos, diffusing bombs, dealing with the Somali community, and the likelihood of attack at the mall of America (a favorite target)...Confessions of a Gov't Counter Terror Agent!

*one of our very favorite guests.

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cohost: Kjell Bjorgen

Host:  Gabe Noah 

Producer:  Tevin Pittman

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#8- Human Trafficking Detective

June 21, 2017

Women being sold onto ships never to be seen again, going undercover in prostitution stings, crapping hookers, pedo stings, trading cigarettes, nail salons, and groveling johns....all in a days work for a SEX DETECTIVE (our name for it, not his)!

for more inf:  Professionconfession.com
THANKS TO EVERYONE WHO HAS HELPED SPREAD THE WORD!  

Cohost:  Kjell Bjorgen 

host:Gabe Noah

Producer:  tevin pittman

 

 

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#7- Paramedic

June 14, 2017

Hey death lovers, your podcast has arrived! 57 stab wounds, unspecified penis pain, dead man's wallet, cracking ribs, dirty underwear, worst ways to die, Crushings, eye contact while dying, and being told last words...Confessions of a Paramedic!
P L E A S E SHARE, RATE, AND SUBSCRIBE!

Guest Cohost:  stand up comedian Kjell Bjorgen.  Comedy Central's Live at Gotham, The Turkeys, & Night of the Creep. 

Host:  Gabe Noah

*the turkeys, tom Barnard podcast, Asheville Comedy Festival, Akumal Comedy Festival, 10,000 laughs fest, debut album coming on Grammy winning Stand Up Records!

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#6- Dominatrix, Amanda Wild Fyre

June 7, 2017

Confessions of a Dominatrix! Stories about hanging cinder blocks, cigarette burns, and the most shocking story to date: THE ROMAN CRUCIFIXION!
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#5- The Crips (Gang Member)

May 31, 2017

Robbing Pharmacies, Pimpin' Hos, Beatings at the Cripnic, El Chapo's Heroin, Rivalries and Territory! Confessions of a CRIP!
PLEASE SHARE, RATE, and SUBSCRIBE CUZ!

Guest Cohost this week is comedian Chris Maddock!

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#4- Bank Robber

May 23, 2017

11 banks, a bitchy wife, disguises, guns, car chase, and diarrhea!  CONFESSIONS OF A BANK ROBBER!

Cohost kjell Bjorgen 

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#3- Special Needs Parent

May 14, 2017

Confessions of a Special Needs Parent:  

Colleen Justice has confronted every expecting mothers worst nightmare...Three months into her pregnancy she learned her son Jack was diagnosed with Amniotic Band Syndrome.  So began an oddessey familiar to many mothers of Special Needs Children. Abortion pitches, baby casket shopping, ramps, looks, comments, well meaning people with cringe inducing results, and of course, cruel teenagers.  We know this sounds depressing, but keep in mind Jack is still alive and Colleen has a really dark and biting sense of humor about the whole thing.  

Colleen Justice is a minneapolis based comedian.  

This episode's guest co-host is Kjell Bjorgen (Comedy Central live at Gotham, night of the creep, the turkeys comedy)

Produced by Tevin Pittman

Hosted by Gabe Noah (The Turkeys Comedy, cracked.com, Stand Up Records, Rooftop Comedy)

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#2- Male Escort

May 14, 2017

This is a really fun one.  A confession in the truest sense.  Cringe, laugh, and enjoy the Confessions of a "Gay for Pay" Male Escort.  His first dates, his first sex act, sad men, strange men, terrifying men, one chick who paid to blow him, Spider-Man underwear, and telling his religious mom about it all.  Please Rate, Share and Subscribe!

Professionconfession.com

Co-Host:  Kjell Bjorgen (comedy central, live at Gotham, The Turkeys Comedy)

Gabe Noah (The Turkeys Comedy, funnyordie)                 

Produced by Tevin Pittman

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#1- Crime Scene Cleaner

May 14, 2017

raucous series opener is an all you can stomach buffet of death, gore, and laughing.  Flying eyeballs, blood loss, The Smell, murder, suicide, hair soup, poop mountain, where most people die, and how much more it costs if you use a shotgun. Very dark, and trigger warnings all over. Please share, rate, and subscribe! 

Co-Hosted by Comedian Mike Lester.  Check out his great digital sketches with his group Lestaril here: 
http://www.funnyordie.com/lestarilcomedy

or see his stand up here:

http://www.mikelesterhumor.com/intro/

Host:  Gabe Noah, stand up comic, podcaster, and filmmaker with his sketch group The Turkeys.  To see more go to:

Www.professionconfession.com

produced by Tevin Pittman of cloud nine productions. 

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