#28- Gambling Addict

December 1, 2017

We had an absolutely great conversation with former Blackjack Dealer/Gambling Addict (and current comedian) Mark Poolos.  Gabe and Mark are joined by comedian and degenerate gambler Steve Gillespie (conan, under our covers) for what Tevin declared a “top 5 episode”.  Mark starts by adding to the blackjack dealer conversation with some really interesting stuff about dealers being tagged as “dumpers” or winners, Pit boss sabotaging hot streaks, how to get free stuff, and George Carlin’s affect on casino winnings.  The conversation then turns to the story of Mark’s gambling addiction and all the highs, lows, and fallout associated.  

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co-host: Steve Gillespie: Check out his podcast: Under Our Covers

https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/under-our-covers/id1252295782?mt=2

 Stand up info/booking: 

www.gillespiecomedy.com

 

Guest- Mark Poolos. Check out his podcast

“One Step From the Spotlight” https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/one-step-from-the-spotlight/id1280089885?mt=2

Stand up info/booking:

https://www.markpoolos.com/

 

 

Show Rundown:

Nicknames

Blackjack Graveyard Shift Dealer

Gambling as a Teenager

Hardest Part of Blackjack

Messing up the Deal

Mystic Lake Casino

First Time Dealing?

Blackjack Costumes

Blackjack Locker Room 

High Stakes Dealing

$57,000 Payout to Postman

Being a Dumper

Gave Away $30,000

Steve Doesn't Tip

Gabe Is George Clooney

Took $12,000 From Old Woman

Crying at the Table

Seizures

Masturbating While Playing

Sleeping in the Car

Suicide in the Hotel

Fights at the Table

Cheaters Never Win

Stealing $250,000

George Carlin

How to get Free Shit

Gambling Addiction

Wrestlemania

Three Straight Days at the Mirage

Slot Machines

Seeing Other People Win

Brother Commits Suicide

Rock Bottom

Regrets

Hiding the Addiction

Losing $4,000 in a Night

Help For Addicts

 

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#27- Blackjack Dealer

November 22, 2017

Going potty at the table, card counters, cheats, Big money, handjobs under the table, Sad losers, how how to tip, angry wives, addicts, and what dealers do when they hate you.  Confessions of a BlackJack Dealer!!  We had a really fun conversation with Charlie, a veteran blackjack dealer and pit boss.  With over a decade in the business, she started in a small rural casino in Wisconsin before she made her move to a large metropolitan casino.  

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#26- Stripper Pt. 2 (Brynn)

November 15, 2017

Part 2 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper! Her teenage dream led her to six figures, freaky stalkers, selling her thongs, socks, and being paid to fart on a man’s limp pecker ($300).  Brynn was bubbly fun in the studio.  

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EPISODE SUMMARY:

Once again, men are even more disgusting than we thought.  Bubbly Brynn tells us her great origin story.  How she got the job and how much money she makes.  We talk about the psychology of it, and the pitfalls of not using a fake name (which includes a very scary stalker).   Jealous customers, jealous strippers, and the complicated dynamic with women customers.  She tells us about the off menu items:  her game worn thong, socks, and farting on a man’s pecker for $300.  She was a great guest.  

This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)

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#25- Stripper Pt. 1 (B)

November 7, 2017

Part 1 of 2 Confessions of a Stripper!   Working the customers, Money, Dry Riders, THE  PERIOD SITUATION, snail trails, breast milk money, and STRIPPER PET PEEVES.

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EPISODE SUMMARY:

Men are even more disgusting than we thought, and we thought they were disgusting.  Veteran dancer, and sexy dragon lady Bee breaks down everything from how strippers actually get paid, how much they have to pay in to the club, promotional methods, the lies they tell men to get money (multiple layers of them), what they laugh at customers about, stripper hierarchy, the period situation, pro athletes, and what goes on in VIP (and how far people have gone).  This episode has a moment that somehow shocked us all....Her Pet Peeve is beyond the pale.  I know that sounds like click bait, but this backs it up.....in fact, I suppose a trigger warning is in order.  

This episode is cohosted by comedian Isaac Witty (Letterman, Conan, Comedy Central)

Profession Confession with Gabe Noah is taped in Minneapolis MN

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#24- Gabe’s Heroin Diaries Pt 4.

October 18, 2017

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 4 of 4

Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).

Part 4  Tevin’s favorite episode.  We find our hero desperate, hopeless, and trying to stave off the party police.  A call for mommy and daddy, the sportsman’s lodge, and the special kind of AGONY that is withdrawal.  Fallout.

This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).

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#23- Gabe’s Heroin Diaries Pt. 3

October 11, 2017

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 3 of 4

Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).

Part 3 is where it starts getting hairy.  Overdosing prostitutes, partying at Prince’s house and The ugly parts of daily addiction.

This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson).

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#22- Gabe’s Heroin Diary part 2

October 4, 2017

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 2 of 4

Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict. Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction. Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).

Part 2 picks up with more about The Pedros" (Mexican mafia drug dealers) and their well oiled Black Tar Heroin delivery system and Gabe's idiotic attempts to steal from them.  We also hear about Gabe's new friendship with neighbor Greg, a luminary of west coast punk and devoted White Supremacist.  Greg's apartment was a dirty salon for various users and is the site of Gabe's first overdosed prostitute story. 

This episode is hosted by comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (late late show with Craig Ferguson). 

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#21- Gabe’s Heroin Diary part 1

September 29, 2017

SPECIAL EPISODE PART 1 of 4

Audio diary of a Los Angeles Heroin addict.  Comedian/journalist Bryan Miller (Craig Ferguson) interviews comedian Gabe Noah about his years long descent into addiction.  Tales of wild fun and excitement careen among raw introspection and difficult truths (still generally funny though...this is sounding too depressing).  It’s all here!  The Mexican mafia, the Pedro's, junky guitar players, sex dolls, wheel chairs working at Prince's house, collecting bottles, stealing, failing at comedy, Bruce Willis on acid, arguing with Jude law, and where to cop dope in Hollywood until you crash and burn and learn the meaning of regret.  A life worth podcasting about! (?)

 

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#20- Crack Dealer

September 20, 2017

Our most educational episode!  Timmy has sold crack for 20 years (which is two less than he spent in prison) and he gives step by step instructions on how to make your own crack at home!   Special Christmas Crack recipe included!  This one Has moments that are as dark and gritty as it gets.  Beatings, gabe asking about sexual favors, Timmy in reverie about sexual favors, prison culture, brutal prison rape, and no resolution whatsoever.  

Hosted by Gabe Noah

Cohosted by Isaac Witty 

produced by Tevin Pittman

executive producer:  Ashley Schiller

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#19- Old School Pimp

September 15, 2017

Timmy is an old school pimp.  Not the type you see in movies, the type born of poverty and hopelessness.  We talk about his tragic entrance into the game, stuffing women in trunks, gorilla pimps, sweet Pimps, murder, money, and stomping pedophiles.  

Hosted by Gabe Noah

Co Hosted by Isaac Witty (david letterman, Conan)

Produced by Tevin Pittman

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